Rich/deep pocket rednecks.. REJOICE!!!
OH YEAH!! Now I can go mudding in STYLE!!
DANG IT!! I ASKED FOR FORTY INCH RIMS! NOT
THIRTIES!! DANG DARN IT!!!
Introducing, the all new millenium "Redneck
Lift Kits". Exclusively from Merceded-Benz.
Tired of being stuck in your luxurious Mercedes
during traffic jams? Well, I have the solution!!...
ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!!! This is to all ya'll rich
rednecks out there. Tired of being late to the office, to the NASCAR
races and/or getting s*** faced with your friends at the local bar, due
to bumper to bumper traffic? Well, my friends... ya'll in LUCK!!! YEP!!
Now you can have your mudding n' champain too!!
Luxury never looked so... BAD-ASS!!
HEY, U! YEAH, U! IN THE DA BENTLY... BET U I CAN
GET TO WHEREVER U ARE GOING FASTER AND IN LESS DISTANCE THEN U!
AH S***!! NOW I CAN'T RUN OVER MY IN-LAWS! DANG IT!
HEY, DARLIN'. LEST SAY U AND ME CLIMB ON IN THE
BACK SEAT AND TEST OUT THE SUSPENSION! SEE WHAT THIS THANG CAN REALLY
HEY, WHACHA KNOW?!! THE AIR IS THINNER AT HIGHER
ATMOSPHERE!! GO FIGURE!!
~ Lee T
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