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Y'all
keep asking for ressle-pees, so I thought to
share some of my favorites.
Watermelon
anything: Take
one watermelon, find large cliff, throw
watermelon off cliff, waiting for the satisfying
"splat". Leave, go fishing, after
stopping at raghead for beer and veeaneers.
Summer Drinks:
Take one large cooler, fill with
beer, coat beer with ice. Let stand for a while.
Open cooler, take beer, open beer, consume.
Repeat until out of beer.
BBQ: Get
one of the following: any edible member of the
kingdom animalia. Throw on G'pa's or Uncle
Mickey's BBQ pit. Cook. Add liberal amounts of
beer for flavor and to keep hydration levels up;
it is summer after all.
'Mater Sammich: Take two slices light
bread, mayo, mater, salt, pepper. Slather mayo
on light bread. Slice ' mater, place on light
bread. Salt and pepper to taste. Consume with
beer.
Fish Fry: Take cleaned fish, toss in
cornmeal, deep fry. Eat while drinking beer,
playing cards and watching youngin's play.
Bourbon and
Coke: Take half gallon of bourbon,
fruit jar, ice and coke. Fill fruit jar with
ice, add bourbon. Glance at coke for flavor. Sip
bourbon.
What y'all think?
Copyright (believe it or not)
Shag Baker
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