Friends, here is my testimony short and sweet. When it comes to personal hygiene, beautification and even personal needs; there’s nothing handier than a tub of lard.
Yes, the time tested An all natural gloss
and lubrication of rendered pork fat has served many a young lass well into
adulthood and beyond. You fellows out there have long
benefited from it, too! Lard is everyone’s beauty secret.
And it smells yummy, too!
Just look at this list of uses:
Hair Conditioner and Dressing
Deodorant—a fragrance that is pleasing to both man and beast!
Hand and Body Cream
Ointment for wounds and burns
All purpose seasoning
Dog training aid
Take it from me, when it came to beauty and personal needs, Granny and Paw didn’t fret! Ain’t nothing cain’t be helped with a spoonful or two of pure lard.
Copyright 2004 Marta Martin