Y'all keep asking for ressle-pees, so I thought to share
some of my favorites.
one watermelon, find large cliff, throw watermelon off cliff, waiting for the
satisfying "splat". Leave, go fishing, after stopping at raghead for beer
Summer Drinks: Take
one large cooler, fill with beer, coat beer with ice. Let stand for a
while. Open cooler, take beer, open beer, consume. Repeat until out
one of the following: any edible member of the kingdom animalia. Throw on
G'pa's or Uncle Mickey's BBQ pit. Cook. Add liberal amounts of beer
for flavor and to keep hydration levels up; it is summer after all.
two slices light bread, mayo, mater, salt, pepper. Slather mayo on light
bread. Slice ' mater, place on light bread. Salt and pepper to taste.
Consume with beer.
Fish Fry: Take
cleaned fish, toss in cornmeal, deep fry. Eat while drinking beer, playing
cards and watching youngin's play.
Bourbon and Coke:
half gallon of bourbon, fruit jar, ice and coke. Fill fruit jar with ice,
add bourbon. Glance at coke for flavor. Sip bourbon.
What y'all think?
Copyright (believe it or not) 2004 Shag Baker