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Uses for Bacon Grease


Some folks had questions about the uses for bacon grease.
Naturally the Southern Humorists were happy to suggest uses for bacon renderings.

Bacon Grease - Greatest Thing in the World

1. Seasoning for beans, greens, and other foods that require seasoning.
2. It is the best oil for frying eggs for breakfast.
3. Wanna season a frying pan?

  • a) build fire

  • b) coat frying pan liberally with bacon grease

  • c) throw pan on fire

  • d) remove when fire is out and pan is cooled

  • e) once seasoned, continue to use bacon grease to keep pan from rusting.

4. Bacon grease, stale biscuits and table scraps make for good food for your dogs during hunting season; the extra fat converts to energy for your hunting companion.
5. Use to grease pig in greased pig catching contest.
6. Makes a good makeup for your fancy date.

By Shag Baker

BLT Hair Conditioner

Completely coat your hair with cooled bacon grease, wrap coated hair in a towel and allow to sit for 8-10 minutes. Wash hair with lettuce and tomato based shampoo available at Bubba and Cooter's Health Food Stores everywhere. Before drying hair dab a small amount of Miracle Whip in your hand as a styling agent and gently run fingers through your hair, keeping in mind a little goes along way.

Then dry hair with a blow dryer set on low and while standing over your toaster as it toasts at least four pieces of Wonder bread. This will allow the aroma of toasted bread to permeate the hair follicles. Style as usual. You will benefit from the aroma of BLT's for days to come!

By Barbara Madden

A couple more things about bacon drippins

Gertie Explains Being Southern

By Gertrude Butterbean

Foolish as it may be, all this stuff is copyrighted. Just thought we'd remind you.


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